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ok, so its 4 am right? and this woman that lives next door to us has a very strange sleeping pattern. she goes to sleep at like 8 and wakes up at around 3:30 (which just so happens to be about the time i go to sleep.) so i had just fallen asleep and all of a sudden i was rudely awoken by very loud HAMMERING! WHO THE FUCK HAMMERS AT 4 IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!?! well natalie came rushing into the living room wondering what was going on and i yelled "SHE IS FUCKING HAMMERING!!!" so we try to go back to bed but it doesnt work. we were laughing too hard. so we come back to the living room, i pick up our hammer, and i start banging on the wall. if you thought that was our payback, just you wait. shes going to get the hammering of her lifetime tonight. oh just counting the minutes.

if anyone out there would like to add any suggestions on how to bug a neighbor, it would be greatly appreciated.

LOVE, Alicia "the hammer" Pless

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every night, pound on her doors then run back to your apartment, once you have reached your apartment, saw a hole through your floor and her ceiling, and dive into her apartment while shes asleep and steal her TV. replace to hole and go back to living a normal life. then a week later (hopefully after she has boughten a new TV), dive back into the hole while she is sleeping and put her old TV back. that should not only confuse her, but hopefully think she has gone insane.

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